"Realize that anyone who tries to put you down about your appearance is assuming that it is your job to please them visually. Once you realize that it isn’t your job to be visually pleasing to anyone, ever, it becomes very hard for anyone to make you feel bad about yourself."

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firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

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satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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mister-meanor:

soulss:

zipped:

indecence:

respect

this is one of the coolest shots I’ve seen

OMG

love this

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"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."

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James Franco just received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

is that a doll of himself omg

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